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Healthcare Reform Bill Passes, Earth’s Orbit Remains Intact

From ChartingTheEconomy.com

From ChartingTheEconomy.com

TODAY’S NEWS: Healthcare “reform” bill passes, Earth continues to orbit sun AND rotate on it’s axis.  Conservatives panic about “socialist” healthcare despite the government having been entrenched in the industry for centuries and despite a critical misunderstanding of what the word socialism actually means.

TOMORROW’S NEWS: Health insurance providers will continue to be irresponsibly rich, the vast majority of Americans will continue to have poor healthcare, I will continue not seeing any doctors at all.  Also, police will continue to militarize, American ordinance will continue to blow up civilians in far away countries that nobody can point to on a map, the US will continue to be the prison state of the world with 3% of its entire population incarcerated mostly for statutory crimes, the State will continue to be the de facto proprietor of all land not already owned by banks ensuring that near-total reliance on government and capital remain imperative to survival, the credit industry will continue to profit from the never-ending debt of people who can barely afford their minimum payments, land developers will continue to create suburban sprawl, squatters will continue to be forced out of their abandoned warehouses and become homeless people who will in turn continue to be forced to wherever they are not visible, anarchists will continue to be brutalized by cops without badges while protesting peacefully, the best drugs will continue to be illegal and thus expensive and lucrative for the *other* gangs without badges who will in turn continue to be petty and violent, and the rest of us will all continue to work some shitty job for shitty pay under a shitty boss trying to realize an American dream that doesn’t exist, and public schools will continue to manufacture stupid, complacent children to fill these jobs: hard workers, loyal citizens, all-around dull fucks without a shred of creativity.  In other words: everything is going to be okay ;)

"This is an unlawful assembly! Disperse immediately, you fucking peasants!

"This is an unlawful assembly! Disperse immediately, you fucking peasants!

"Stay in your homes!"

"Stay in your homes!"

"Bob, get a shot of me fucking this guy up!"

"Bob, get a shot of me fucking this guy up!"

Take THAT, Freedom of Assembly!

Take THAT, Freedom of Assembly!

This child is now property of the State!

This child is now property of the State!

The land of the freeeeeee...   and the home of the braaaaaave

The land of the freeeeeee... and the home of the braaaaaave

God Fuckin’ Bless America!!