Anarcho-abolitionism?
A great deal of time was spent pondering how to begin this essay. Given the scope of the concepts at hand, there did not seem to be any way to properly introduce my ideas to the reader. So I decided to begin with the hackneyed postmodern device known as self-reference, thus absolving myself of the [...]
By popular demand I am reposting my original review/rant on Transformers 2, one of the worst movies I have ever seen. This piece was originally published on my other blog, which is dead now, so technically it sort of qualifies as new material. Right? Sure, anyway, this was originally written July 2, 2009 immediately after [...]
This was actually my final project for my Literature class but it’s entertaining enough to warrant general readership. It’s probably better if you’ve actually read The Inferno, though. I’ll probably write the rest of the cantos sometime in the future.
TODAY’S NEWS: Healthcare “reform” bill passes, Earth continues to orbit sun AND rotate on it’s axis. Conservatives panic about “socialist” healthcare despite the government having been entrenched in the industry for centuries and despite a critical misunderstanding of what the word socialism actually means.
Most human beings socialize and pretend to have fun on Friday nights, but I instead sacrificed my evening to prepare a little song and crappy video for you! Enjoy.
Hey there, got a few minutes? Great, then let me spin a little yarn for you. You’d better have a drink for this one, good thing I prepared this rum and coke ahead of time. What? Hmmm, tastes fine to me. Anyway, a profound revelation was imparted to me today, as I crafted a flute [...]
With help from fellow BONer, Esmé, I’ve transcribed all the greatest lines from Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope. Some of these quotes are simply badass, some of them are funny, but all of them are beautiful when taken out of context. Juvenile commentary included free of charge! Hopefully, I will do the other [...]
Since I was a wee tot with Jurassic Park velcro shoes and a bowl haircut I’ve played SimCity in one incarnation or another. I don’t mean that I’ve played it consistently for that long, but the concept of SimCity is burned into my motor memory right between potty training and coloring inside the lines (which [...]