Wednesday, January 13, 2010
End of the year, or in this case, end of the decade lists are, by their nature, as protean as they are personal. If composed a month, or even a week from now, this same list might’ve seen a change in its order and even its content. There are several unavoidable evils that come along with [...]
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Hey there, got a few minutes? Great, then let me spin a little yarn for you. You’d better have a drink for this one, good thing I prepared this rum and coke ahead of time. What? Hmmm, tastes fine to me. Anyway, a profound revelation was imparted to me today, as I crafted a flute [...]
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Tagged apple store indie, Daisy, flute, Ganon, GHB, hey!, Hyrule, Ingo, Link, listen!, Lon Lon Ranch, look!, Luigi, Malon, Mario, ocarina, rohypnol, sell me something with C, Super Mario Bros. 3, surprise sex, Talon, triforce, Video Games, warp whistle, woodwinds, Yoshi, Zelda
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Monday, December 21, 2009
With help from fellow BONer, Esmé, I’ve transcribed all the greatest lines from Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope. Some of these quotes are simply badass, some of them are funny, but all of them are beautiful when taken out of context. Juvenile commentary included free of charge! Hopefully, I will do the other [...]
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Tagged A New Hope, a/s/l, Darth Vader, Han shot first, Han Solo, LOLRANDOM, Luke Skywalker, may the Force be with you, memes, pr0n, rape, sex is funny because i'm 12 years old lol, star wars, the droids you're looking for, the Force, the Sandpeople will be back and in greater numbers, why would Imperial troops want to slaughter Jawas?
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Saturday, November 7, 2009
Only a few decades ago, Nauru, a small pacific island nation, had one of the highest per capita GDPs in the world. Birds of the sea had flown around Nauru crapping on it for thousands of years, leaving the island with rich phosphate deposits. Their small population (under 14,000) ensured that the country’s few citizens [...]
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Tagged australia, bad investment, bailout, detention center, duke minks, fitzroy football club, leonardo, leonardo the musical, nauru, phosphate, unit 4 + 2
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