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Comment on Mario and Zelda: Worlds Collide by TheMisanthropologist

TheMisanthropologist — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:23:03 +0000

I love this idea! Link hacking goombas apart and headshotting hammer bros. with arrows while Mario irritates the inhabitants of Hyrule by jumping on their heads… it could be huge!

Comment on Mario and Zelda: Worlds Collide by breastickler

breastickler — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:09:31 +0000

I’ve already put myself hard to work on the Game Design Document of the cross-nation dramatic prequel where the firm Fascist father of Mario & Luigi unite with whatever mystical beings produced Link against some sort of Godzilla-like Bowsannondorf. Playing the EXACT SAME tune on a lyre will transport you to the opposite allied kingdom (where permitted).
Plus, surely there could be the mario bros’ homely mother distressed and in need of rescue, in some sort of genetic synergy. Clearly their goals were of noble volition, for they turned out as working class plumbers, instead of basking in the riches of inherited wealth.
Hyrule is obviously a kingdom of magical happenings, while Mushroom Kingdom is clearly an exhibitor of these magical effects… as if the land itself was cursed with fireball breathing piranha plants and oxygen-rich water that is about as viscous as maple syrup.
It’s high time for the continents to reunite in a pangeaic fashion… but first, the prequel must be penned.

Comment on On Investing Horrible Ideas with Legitimacy By Claiming the Moral High Ground by Esmé Pestel

Esmé Pestel — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:29:24 +0000

and a professor, no less, at a university that’s received ~4 million dollars in government defense contracts

Comment on On Investing Horrible Ideas with Legitimacy By Claiming the Moral High Ground by ThoreauBotMustFeed

ThoreauBotMustFeed — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:43:43 +0000

Isn’t being a professor a job?

Comment on Workers and Peasants of Brooklyn! by TheMisanthropologist

TheMisanthropologist — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:42:46 +0000

I wrote “Misanthopolist”… Huh.

Comment on Workers and Peasants of Brooklyn! by The Admin

The Admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:19:54 +0000

DO IT BRO

Comment on Workers and Peasants of Brooklyn! by The Misanthropolist

The Misanthropolist — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:47:20 +0000

Brilliant! An idea for a companion/response post to this was running through my head a second ago but it’s gone now. Something about postmodernism and the power of image. It will come back, I’m sure.

Comment on “Tween of the Damned”: Twilight (2008) Reviewed by TheMisanthropologist

TheMisanthropologist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:53:00 +0000

I wonder, if Edward were around Bella during her menstrual period, would that like, overpower his ability to fight his vampiric instincts? Not having seen the movie I can only conjecture that this issue was not addressed.

Comment on “Tween of the Damned”: Twilight (2008) Reviewed by TheMisanthropologist

TheMisanthropologist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:48:56 +0000

Brilliant synopsis, fellow BONer!