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		<title>Gettin&#8217; Zizzy wit It: Slavoj Zizek and Green Capitalism</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Esmé Pestel</dc:creator>
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There&#8217;s a lot of keen insights in this, but Zizek still lumps things together that are rightfully separated and draws what I see as rather nihilistic conclusions. To the first point, he rightly (in my view) castigates people who believe that the only thing wrong with voracious American consumption patterns is that they are not [...]]]></description>
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<p style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333333; text-align: left; margin: 0px;">There&#8217;s a lot of keen insights in this, but Zizek still lumps things together that are rightfully separated and draws what I see as rather nihilistic conclusions. To the first point, he rightly (in my view) castigates people who believe that the only thing wrong with voracious American consumption patterns is that they are not sustainable. We buy too much shit, and no matter how sustainable that becomes, real change won&#8217;t come until we have a more modest sense of what we&#8217;re entitled to, and dare I say it, a less materialistic view of what makes life meaningful. On the consumer side, buying green products is self-congratulatory and naive (in the sense that it won&#8217;t really solve anything), and on the producer side, it&#8217;s generally cynical. Zizek is on point with all this. But capitalism and consumerism aren&#8217;t the same thing. Consumerism is necessarily predicated on the accumulation of more stuff. This attitude, to the exclusion of other philosophies, and especially when coupled to what Americans are conditioned to expect out of their lives, is extraordinarily wasteful. Capitalism as such as not. It&#8217;s simply about generating value. That can come from material goods, but it can also come from services, and so long as the relations are governed by competition, if people are animated by a belief that not fucking up the environment is good, then there is an incentive to do that.</p>
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<p style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333333; text-align: left; margin: 0px;">I&#8217;m not a starry-eyed fundamentalist of the Austrian school. I like capitalism, but a lot of the time it&#8217;s not so great. Capitalism American-style can often be characterized in the latter way. I&#8217;d still like to offer a modest defense of it, though. My stance on this issue is informed by the idea that nearly all of the decisions we make in the real world are a selection among imperfect solutions, rather than a stark choice between &#8220;the right way&#8221; and &#8220;the wrong way.&#8221; The thing that in my view stands to do the most to stop illegal logging (and legal logging, for that matter) in Indonesia in the next 20 years is the tech industry. Kindles and iPads obviate the need for books. Much logging in Indonesia is done to secure raw materials for the paper industry. I truly believe we&#8217;ll be the last generation to really think of books as something other than a piece of furniture or a nichey vanity object, and it&#8217;s because of the explosive popularity of e-readers. Granted, this means that the exploitation of mineral resources will probably increase. But the net effect of that strikes me as less worse than the rampant clearcutting of forests, a problem that gets compounded once sprawl creeps over the former wilderness.</p>
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<p style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333333; text-align: left; margin: 0px;">There&#8217;s nothing historically unique about the moral quandary we face when we buy products that we know contribute to global suffering or environmental degradation. The difference is that we recognize it, and often feel guilty about it. If you want to criticize people who buy wedding rings as villains because the jewelry they bought was smelted in a dirty foundry with raw materials acquired through slave labor, that&#8217;s perfectly legitimate, but realize that you&#8217;ll end up also condemning Russian peasants. By their very labor, they upheld the autocratic and brutal Tsardom. Steppe peoples were slaughtered, virgin forests were cut down, etc. Totally disengaging from society wasn&#8217;t a realistic solution then, and I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a solution now.</p>
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<p style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333333; text-align: left; margin: 0px;">I don&#8217;t know what Zizek offers as a solution to the above problem, or to the more general problems of consumerism and the environment, but if I had to speculate on the basis of other stuff I&#8217;ve read by him, I&#8217;d expect that he believes a crisis will come and it&#8217;s the task of the agitators among us to take advantage of that to mold our perceptions in a radically new way. This new way, one would hope, would not be as fucked up. Zizek tends to be long on generalities and platitudes, but short on specifics. He&#8217;s a Marxist, after all, and if Marx (or any of his more modern keepers of the flame, like G. A. Cohen or whoever) had ever outlined specific solutions the 20th century would have been a bit different. It&#8217;s easy to criticize, and I&#8217;m glad he does. I just wish he offered something more constructive than a universal guilty verdict and a by-the-numbers Marxist solution like &#8220;Use the upcoming crisis of capitalism/whatever to institute a freer, juster regime.&#8221;</p>
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<p style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333333; text-align: left; margin: 0px;">As far as solutions go, what I&#8217;d like to see is a new class of businessmen who believe in things other than enriching themselves. We carry our values with us everywhere, and we shouldn&#8217;t be expected to check them at the doors to a shareholder meeting. I think American capitalism would look very different if the idealists among us chose to create businesses that correspond to their ideals, rather than opting for a commune or a life as a wandering social critic.</p>
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<p style="font: normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333333; text-align: left; margin: 0px;">There&#8217;s another more submerged issue here concerning how we think about nature. Again, I think Zizek is right when he (elsewhere, not in this video) characterizes our views of nature as sentimental and overly romantic. So long as we think that nature should be in a constant state of happy harmony and equilibrium, rather than one of instability occasionally punctuated by catastrophes, it&#8217;s going to be hard to stop fucking it up. We need to first think harder about what nature actually is, and then proceed from there to think about the ways in which we should preserve it and why. Zizek&#8217;s view of nature is closer to the truth in my view; it&#8217;s like the filmmaker Werner Herzog&#8217;s, but shorn of Herzog&#8217;s odd quasi-mysticism. It&#8217;s a place of, in Herzog&#8217;s words, &#8220;chaos, hostility and murder.&#8221; Attempts to make a forest conform to some Disneyfied paradigm of what nature is can be just as bad as burning the forest down, and maybe even worse.</p>
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		<title>The Kwan-li-so Archipelago: N. C. Heikin&#8217;s &#8220;Kimjongilia&#8221; Reviewed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 05:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Esmé Pestel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The hermetically sealed theocracy-meets-Stalinist dictatorship of North Korea does not allow foreign reporters or filmmakers onto their territory. The state&#8217;s quasi-racist ideology shuns them &#8211; they might taint Korean purity. So, aside from the Chinese and Russian workers who necessarily do cross-border business, or the odd tourist from harmless countries like Switzerland, there are not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_704" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><img class="size-full wp-image-704 " title="Let the Goat Times Roll" src="http://barackobamanaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PropGoat.jpg" alt="A shiny coat AND access to food - this goat must have powerful friends." width="450" height="306" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Goats don&#39;t usually get this much to eat, but this one is high up in the Party.</p></div>
<p style="text-align: left; ">The hermetically sealed theocracy-meets-Stalinist dictatorship of North Korea does not allow foreign reporters or filmmakers onto their territory. The state&#8217;s quasi-racist ideology shuns them &#8211; they might taint Korean purity. So, aside from the Chinese and Russian workers who necessarily do cross-border business, or the odd tourist from harmless countries like Switzerland, there are not many people who can talk about North Korea with the kind of first-hand experience that makes a documentary especially compelling. N. C. Heikin&#8217;s <em>Kimjongilia</em> skirts around those foreign middlemen and goes directly to the source: North Korean refugees who have successfully made it to South Korea. Their stories, told through filmed interviews, are harrowing, horrifying, and rarely have a happy ending.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left; ">The film, which takes its name from a flower named in honor of the Dear Leader, is built primarily around these interviews. And Heikin has chosen well: the interviewees represent a broad cross-section of North Korean society. Some, like a concert pianist and a highish-ranking military officer, come from privileged (relatively speaking) backgrounds. Others toiled away in squalid conditions as farmers. What these subjects have in common is their fate: most ended up in the system of concentration camps that crisscrosses North Korea. One unlucky soul was even born in a camp. For anyone who has read literature by authors who survived the Holocaust or the gulag system in the USSR, the picture that emerges will seem familiar. Life is, for the most part, tightly regimented, with a few little pockets of freedom. Creativity is extinguished.  The system as a whole forces people to exploit one another to survive. This is ugly but necessary viewing.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">Heiken is to be commended for capturing the little details that convey some essential element of his interviewee&#8217;s humanity. The way the military officer, though controlled in his speech, wears an intense and angry look on his face when he talks about the government. The that the man born in the concentration camp tents his hands over and over while he talks &#8211; maybe to hide a mutilated finger, maybe because it&#8217;s a deeply-ingrained gesture of submission, maybe for no reason at all. The way the voice of the woman who was sold into sexual slavery in China for 5 years remains steady, even when she discusses her risky escape. With some interviewees, the camera begins with a closeup on the eye before moving down to the mouth. Such artifice can be distracting and annoying when employed too often (see the first season Errol Morris&#8217;s documentary series <em>First Person</em> for a perfect example of this), but here its used sparingly enough that it retains its effectiveness. (It occurred to me later that it may also be a device to obscure the identity of some of the interviewees; elsewhere the director drenches them in shadow à la <em>Unsolved Mysteries</em>.) It is not hard to persuade an audience that Kim Jong-Il&#8217;s government is one of the most, if not the most, repugnant governments presently in existence. The difficult task is to put a human face on what that means without overwhelming the viewer. Heiken handles this task well.</p>
<div id="attachment_709" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-709" title="Woof" src="http://barackobamanaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PropDog2-300x208.jpg" alt="Woof" width="300" height="208" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Dogs in the Worker&#39;s Paradise do not wear such decadent garments.</p></div>
<p style="text-align: left; ">This also comes in part from the film&#8217;s beautiful complementary visuals. Sometimes they are ironic. There are a lot of clips from the preposterous melodramas and propaganda films produced by the North Korean government, and Heiken juxtaposes them with the stark reality that the scene in question is attempting to whitewash. Other times, the complementary visuals amplify a mood. There are abstract scenes cut into the film featuring a dancer dressed in the iconic uniform of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDHhW5_RxKc&amp;feature=related">the female cops that direct Pyongyang&#8217;s non-existent traffic</a>. These sequences are mesmerizing. The dancer&#8217;s jerky and increasingly tortured movements visually reinforce the tremendous struggles of many of the interviewees. These sequences are also, therefore, sometimes hard to watch. But they never go on so long that they steal attention from the interviewees or distract the viewer.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">Films like <em>Kimjongilia</em> necessarily require potted histories and other types of expository storytelling. Rather than the somber wall of text approach, Heiken livens up these necessary presentations with kinetic text, images and short film clips. This can go horribly wrong, as in Robert Barry Ptolemy&#8217;s dreadful <em>Transcendent Man</em>, but here they work well. The visuals are well composed and attractive without being flashy. This again is a fine line, and Heiken walks it well. These visual components share a lot in common with some iconic opening and closing credits sequences that people have come to appreciate in their own right.</p>
<p style="text-align: left; ">If you are already familiar with North Korea and the horrific way of life its citizens &#8220;enjoy,&#8221; <em>Kimjongilia</em> will not tell you anything you did not already know. There are no stunning revelations or insights. What it offers is perhaps more important than that, though. Anyone can marshal statistics and data to convince an audience of one thing or another, but without a human face, the effect remains effervescent. By contrast, the interviewees in this film leave an indelible impression. You may have known the North Korean government was cruel, but not <em>this</em> cruel. <em>Kimjongilia</em> is not always an easy watch, but to restrict one&#8217;s viewing to only what is easy is to close one&#8217;s self off from the true emotional power cinema can have.</p>
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		<title>Confessions of a &#8216;Nado Chaser</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 06:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like there is a Tornado Warning in Athens County today. Brings back some ugly memories for me. Yeah, I&#8217;ve been in the &#8216;nado chosen&#8217; game about 5 years now&#8230;and I&#8217;m talking about tornadoes, not the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. That works better when I say it out loud. They say the first thing you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Looks like there is a Tornado Warning in Athens County today. Brings back some ugly memories for me. Yeah, I&#8217;ve been in the &#8216;nado chosen&#8217; game about 5 years now&#8230;and I&#8217;m talking about tornadoes, not the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. That works better when I say it out loud. They say the first thing you learn when you start chasin&#8217; &#8216;nadoes: make sure you grab a lid for your coffee. It&#8217;s a bumpy ride. You really don&#8217;t know what it feels like to be in an F5 &#8216;nado till you&#8217;ve personally ridden a double wide across the prairie at 288 miles per hour. One last thing about that double wide: it&#8217;s 600 feet in the air. Every &#8216;nado chaser thanks God for sending&#8217; the Fujita scale and curses him for sendin&#8217; F5 &#8216;nadoes.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Just when I think I&#8217;m out of the &#8216;nado chasin&#8217; game, they pull me back in. And by &#8220;they,&#8221; I mean powerful &#8216;nado winds. A real &#8216;nado chaser doesn&#8217;t need barometers and other gismos. All they need is a full tank of gas, a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and nothing to lose. Me? Before catching &#8216;nadoes, I caught dogs, but where&#8217;s the rush? A dog can&#8217;t hurl a stop sign through your abdomen. National Weather Service  still isn&#8217;t predicting any &#8216;nadoes. They got book smarts, and I got the street smarts. I just finished riveting a La-Z-Boy, an igloo cooler, and weather vane to the roof of a monster truck. &#8216;Nado mobile command center is go.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I once saw a &#8216;nado pass over a forest fire. That was the great towering spinferno of &#8216;98. Once saw a raging &#8216;nado strip the skin clean off a woman. Fortunately that woman was skeletal pundit Ann Coulter and no one noticed.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">All the old &#8216;nado hands call newbies gusters. We do this because they usually die before we can learn their names. You can always tell a guster from a pro: they never keep a saddle handy. I&#8217;d like to see you ride a septic tank out of a storm without one! An F3 will put hair on a guster&#8217;s chest. An F5 will rip it off. It&#8217;s just the way of the &#8216;nado. Mandatory guster equipment: diaper, doppler radar. You wanna play with the big boys and earn your spurs? Face down a &#8216;nado stark naked.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I often ask myself what&#8217;s at stake huntin &#8216;nados. If we didn&#8217;t fight them out here, pretty soon they&#8217;d be poppin up in Boston and LA. I saw the freak Staten Island &#8216;nado last year. All the wiseguys pissed themselves. Me? I loaded a barometer into a crossbow. Try me, Mother Nature.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You may cherish your DVD of &#8220;Bridget Jones&#8217;s Diary.&#8221; But in a &#8216;nado, it&#8217;ll be your worst enemy. I once saw a copy of &#8220;Flicka&#8221; take a man&#8217;s head off.  And still there are those who seek entertainment in the shadow of a &#8216;Nado. Some people ask me what I think of skateboarders building their ramps in &#8216;nado country for extra air. It&#8217;s damn foolish and damn brilliant. I respect a man who doesn&#8217;t fear a savage wall of wind.  TV pundits may think dropping a mysterious old Native American into Libya man to summon &#8216;nados against Gaddafi is a good idea &#8211; and their hubris will be their downfall. No one can ever control a &#8216;nado.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Ridin&#8217; a &#8216;nado or having sex. Why not both?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Congress argues, walls get knocked down in Athens county. You know who benefits? Big &#8216;nado(s). If we keep fucking up the planet, mother nature will keep biting back. Or sucking. Or spinning. Or whatever the fuck it is &#8216;nados do. Time to face down the beast. I may get tornado fever or spinsanity, but what other fate befits an old &#8216;nado hand like me?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Actually I&#8217;m going to watch Top Chef instead.</p>
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		<title>Review: The Box (2009)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Esmé Pestel</dc:creator>
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Where to begin. &#8220;The Box&#8221; doesn&#8217;t really make any sense, the acting is inconsistent (with the notable exception of Frank Langella), the score is abominable and Richard Kelly doesn&#8217;t seem to understand how unintentionally funny some of the images he puts on the screen are. That being said, there&#8217;s a certain charm to such a [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: left;">Where to begin. &#8220;The Box&#8221; doesn&#8217;t really make any sense, the acting is inconsistent (with the notable exception of Frank Langella), the score is abominable and Richard Kelly doesn&#8217;t seem to understand how unintentionally funny some of the images he puts on the screen are. That being said, there&#8217;s a certain charm to such a ridiculous movie taking itself so seriously.  And underneath the silliness, it does seem like Kelly has important things to say. He&#8217;s just not sure how to say them with his chosen medium.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: left;">&#8220;The Box&#8221; stars Cameron Diaz, James Marsden and <a href="http://media.syracuse.com/entertainment/photo/bxfc-00151jpg-ba5ce0bfbccfab6b_large.jpg">most of</a> Frank Langella and is very loosely based on a short story titled &#8220;Button, Button&#8221; by Richard Matheson. Matheson was an experienced writer of print and screen who wrote many of the old episodes of <em>The Twilight Zone</em>, and the original plot reflects the same kind of sensibilities (it was also turned into an episode of <em>The Twilight Zone</em> during the brief 1980s revival). The basic story is that a couple in financial straits receives a box with a button on it. The mysterious man who gives them the box tells them that if they press the button, they will receive a million dollars, but someone they don&#8217;t know will die. Predictably, they press it. The mysterious man gives them the money and departs telling them that he&#8217;s off to give the box to somebody else &#8211; and he&#8217;s sure it will be someone <em>that they don&#8217;t know!</em> <em> </em>It&#8217;s a formulaic and fun short story in the tradition of O. Henry and it features a great twist, but it is not something that could be turned into a 2 hour movie. Realizing this, Kelly gets the original plot out of the way in the first half hour and uses the rest of his film to ponder deeper box-related questions: how the box works, why the guy with the box keeps going around giving it to people, who the guy is, and so on. Guess what Kelly&#8217;s answers are! Seriously, just guess. Even after watching the film I&#8217;m not sure, but they involve lightning, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency">NSA</a>, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_program">Viking program</a>, weird looking water and aliens or god or something. Kelly&#8217;s answers are often as surprising as they are nonsensical.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;" align="LEFT">Beyond the original box story, I&#8217;m still not sure I quite get what was going on this film. The film, too, does not even seem to be sure of what is going on, or even really care. In light of this apparent approach to film making, it would be easy to dismiss Kelly as a lousy second pressing of <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/self-indulgent">David</a> <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/shallow">Lynch</a>; after all, they both deploy a set of idiosyncratic tropes in the framework of an abstruse story in service of some “greater message” that challenges the audience. But Kelly differs from Lynch in that he appears to actually want to do something <em>more</em><span style="font-style: normal;"> than just challenge the audience. The </span>incoherence in the story comes off less as a Lynchian cinematic pretension and more as a simple failure to effectively communicate his ideas. With <em>The <span style="text-decoration: none;">Box,</span></em> I believe Kelly tries to suggest something about free will, determinism and the nature of redemption. He just needs a better editor to bring that out of the jumble that he presents the audience with. More importantly, he also needs to find a better person or group to score the film than the members of <a href="http://www.arcadefire.com">Arcade Fire</a>, an otherwise very talented band that composes a truly awful score.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: left;">The serious tone that Kelly cultivates throughout the film is constantly undermined by its bombastic and melodramatic score. Taken alone, the score sounds alternately like the soundtrack to a soap opera or a lost Tchaikovsky composition; as a part of this film, it intrudes on and ruins nearly every scene. The only meaningful purpose I could figure for having such a hamfisted score is that Kelly intended it to function sort of like a laugh track. Without hearing sad and mournful strings wailing away in the background, the average moviegoer would probably be confused by the sight of Cameron Diaz&#8217;s deformed foot (&#8221;Is this supposed to be arty? Creepy? Oh, there&#8217;s the sad music, I&#8217;m supposed to feel sorry for her!&#8221;). Worried, perhaps, that his metaphysical mumbo jumbo and scatterbrained plot would leave audiences confused and unsure how to interpret various scenes, Kelly beats the viewer over the head with the musical equivalent of a sledgehammer just to make sure that we &#8220;get&#8221; it.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: left;">I walked out of the theater unsure of whether I liked this movie or not. Perhaps that&#8217;s not even the right way of looking at it. The plot was certainly muddled and at times outright preposterous, but ultimately more satisfying than watching some David Lynch monstrosity where you slog through 2 hours of “provocative” imagery to find out that the secret behind the film is that some guy bought a bag of chips at a gas station in Beverly Hills – and that that “symbolizes something.” <em>The Box</em>, though it does occasionally entertain, is worthwhile moreso because of the issues that it prompts the audience to contemplate. There is indeed something meaningful in the core of this film, though it might not be quite as profound as maybe Kelly thinks it is. I&#8217;m just not sure whether the privilege of considering that something is worth the 9 dollars admission. It is a decent effort, and irrespective of its many flaws, it holds the audience&#8217;s attention. When an extremely ambitious film fails, it at least <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7OJvv4LG9M&amp;feature=related">fails while trying something new and original</a>.  And that&#8217;s more than can be said of most movies from large Hollywood studios.</p>
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